President Orders NASA Employees to Return to Office — on the Moon

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If we bomb them enough. They'll just give up 🤷‍♂️

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Legendary podcaster passes away unexpectedly today at age 58.

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The rollout included a ceremonial “First Wiggle,” where Kennedy and several senators crawled on their hands and knees across the stage to symbolize “government empathy.”

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“The most approved man in the history of approval,” Trump says as math flees the country.

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In a stunning gesture the local McDonald’s frequently visited by President Trump to give Golden McNugget

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There’s been some changes to the decor in the Pentagon following Hegseth’s take-over..

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Updating the logo leads to other mandatory changes like modernizing the beloved peg game at the table.

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Kirsti's Brilliant Border Plan Backfires

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Trump Stuns World, Offers Putin Canada in Exchange for Ukraine Peace Deal

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Local Repair Stores report an influx in Couch Repairs since JD has moved into town